Yanno when ya have one of those torchere floor lamps with the bowl thingie that points at the ceiling and a halogen bulb and the moths come in and park their little dry flammable booties in there and after a while it really really has this ...odor…

yeah.  like that.

The Governator lays it out for the new generation of La Raza MSM types.

Check out the one guy they interview, Ivan Roman, and how his pronunciation of “Latino” effectively causes his perfect White Man English to suddenly transform into Cheech Marin Ingles. I’ll never understand why some “Lah-TEE-No” journalists persist on doing this.

Too funny.

I saw this guy on the corner of Lankershim and Magnolia last Sunday on my way to meet Stepperg & Cuchieddie for brunch.

His enthusiasm made me smile so I gave him a little honk and a wave.

Councilman Boydston, you’re a friggin’ moron.

hey fellas?  just go back to that global worming thing, m’kay?

Paying taxes feels good, say researchers.

and the peasants are revolting [Boy!  are they...]

...a United Arab Emirates-based foundation headed by Sheikh Mohammed Al-Maktoum, ...the ruler of Dubai..., put up almost $1 million for the property, and recently pledged $50 million more to help CAIR ["the Moslem NAACP"] build larger headquarters, replenish its legal war chest and fund a nationwide pro-Islam propaganda campaign.

We don’t got to show you no steenkin’ peasants members!

Really looking forward to that “ationwide pro-Islam propaganda campaign.” Think we’ll recognize it when it debuts?  [or was the flying imams kerfluffle the opening number?]

I won’t go, go, go

Ahmed Rehab executive director of the Chicago office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, said the drivers are using a “strict and rigid” interpretation of Islamic law. ..."He who carries alcohol, he who drinks and he who sells it are the same thing” ..."They believe they have been forced into something against their faith, something against their religion.”

...Minneapolis airports in May began enforcing a new policy allowing it to revoke the licenses of drivers who refuse to ferry passengers carrying alcohol ..."When I was growing up in East Africa in a Muslim community, I heard of alcohol but I never (saw) what it looked like until I came to the United States”

Ok—so how do they know if someone is carrying booze?  It’s not like folks are wandering around the airport with glasses decorated with tiny umbrellas, hailing cabs with a fifth of scotch clutched in their fist…

Eltayeb Osman, a Muslim cabbie from Sudan, has negotiated his own rules for driving passengers who carry alcohol. He’ll do it, but with certain restrictions.

“Put it in the trunk, put it in your hand, whatever,” Osman said. “I don’t need to touch it myself.”

Are they?

The Man wants you to conform, man.

[Berzerkeley’s] Public Commons for Everyone Initiative [bans] smoking near buildings in commercial areas, lying on the sidewalk, public urination and defecation, drinking in public, possessing a shopping cart and shouting in public.

wow.  making it illegal to poop onna street.  radical, man.

reactions vary:

...“attacking the homeless” “...they’re sticking it to the poor people...” “This new law is going to be bad for the poor man.” “...Sometimes people wander in and start screaming and bothering customers.” “...I’m very egalitarian...I’m no better than anyone else. That said...Most of the people standing out here would stab their own sister or brother in the back to support their habit.” ...people sitting or lying on the sidewalks is the “Berkeley way.”

It provides $2 million a year—from higher parking meter fees—for hiring mental health workers, removing graffiti, installing signs directing people to public restrooms and possibly hiring additional police.

In case you’ve never been to the People’s Republic of Berzerekeley, it is next to impossible to find a usable bathroom—even as a paying customer of a restaurant or store.  No one will have—or admit to having—one who isn’t forced to and those who are legally required gave up long ago.

If you’re going to the People’s Republic of Berzerekeley
Go before ya go.

I got a response to my daily emails to Babs “I am buddah” Boxer on the Amnesty Bill.

I’ll put it in Homework to avoid involuntarily putting ya to sleep.

Axis of Evil Comedy Tour

first they came for your popcorn

At Seattle City Hall there are rules.

No weapons, no animals, no loitering, no alcohol, no lying down, no smoking, no music, no fighting, no trespassing.

Could the next thing be no microwave popcorn?

“It can be a significant problem in the future,” says Seattle Facilities Director Pedro Vasquez.

The City Facilities Department has just issued a memo to all City employees.
Video

SUBJECT: Burnt microwave popcorn.

The Justice Center has been evacuated eight times in three years, forcing the evacuation of more than 400 people.  If the problem continues, it will result in a ban of all microwave popcorn.

How has it happened so many times?

“I really don’t know, I can’t answer that question for you,” says Yolande Williams, City Court Administrator.

The biggest offenders are at the Justice Center, but overheated popcorn has also forced evacuations at the Municipal Tower.

Popcorn is not the easiest thing to cook.  Who knows if it’s really two, two-and-a-half or three minutes?  An unsupervised bag can destroy productivity for all your co-workers.

Imitating Redundancy

Paris Hilton will soon be a cartoon thanks to Marvel comics legend Stan Lee and MTV.

menu?

Yanno that old question, “Who would you most like to have dinner with?” Let’s do a KisP Porch BBQ version.

Who would you most like to have at our BBQ?

I’ll start:  off the top of my head:
Robert Spencer
Ace of Spades
Allah Pundit
Peter Pace

more as they hit me....

Those of you NOT members of the Britney Spears fan club may of course leave their suggestions here.