I have:

Item #1: 2 new in the package outlast make up #675 soft sable. I didn’t realize they expired in Oct. 06.

Item #2: Also 2 #670 Toasted Almond one expired Sept. 06 and the other Oct. 06.

what is with expiration dates on everything anyway. I’ve had the same mascara for 10 years I’m not about the toss it out.

Item #3 Clearasil Blackhead clearing pad 90 in the bottle - never used but the liquid is starting to leak out so I don’t want to keep it with my items for sale any more because it might damage my other merchandise.

Just tell me what day & time you are coming and I can leave on the mail box.

Hillary?  Osbama?  Teddy? Little Dicky?  JOKE?  Murthful?  hello? hello? hello???

WASHINGTON (DissociativePress) - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks, confessed to that attack and a string of others during a military hearing at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba,

[He] claimed responsibility for planning, financing, and training others for bombings ranging from the 1993 attack at the World Trade Center to the attempt by would-be shoe bomber ...[and] for planning 29 individual attacks, including many that were never executed

[ Rush] CALLER: You got my blood boiling this morning. You said that maybe that the president doesn’t have support from his party. Want to know what? He doesn’t deserve support from his party. He hung Rumsfeld out to dry after this last election. He doesn’t defend himself. He lets—you know as well as anybody, perception is reality. If you let people perceive you’re idiot, if you don’t fight back, if you don’t defend yourself, if he has people like you defend him and other talk radio show hosts, people like me who give money… I am a black conservative, a young black conservative, 43 years old. I’ve probably given a thousand dollars to RNC two election cycles ago and every year in the election cycle. They called me for money two days ago; I told them to stick it. I said, ”‘Til someone in my party gets a backbone, until someone in my party—if my president wants my money, he is doing things to basically encourage and try to gain favor with the other political party.” I told the young lady, I go, “I know you’re getting a mouthful, young lady, but you tell him to go get money from the Democrats he’s trying to please, because I am a person in the base of this party that has given money to this party, and my president is not doing a damn thing to benefit me.”

“You want to know what? My president, my Republican president may be as big a Bozo as you guys think he is, but not for the reasons you think he is.”

”One day, if maybe George Bush and I survive all of this, we will reach old age, and it would be good to play a game of dominos, street baseball,” Chavez said on his weekday radio program.

Doug Roberts: Frank, I like you. There’s no getting around the fact that you’re a real likable guy.

Ensign Pulver: Yeah? Yeah!

Doug Roberts: But ...

Ensign Pulver: But what?

Doug Roberts: Well, I also think you’re the most hapless, lazy, disorganized, and in general most lecherous person I’ve ever known in my life.

Ensign Pulver: I am not!

Doug Roberts: You’re not what?

Ensign Pulver: I am not disorganized!

Doug Roberts: You pretend you want me to improve your mind. You’ve never finished one book I’ve given you to read.

Ensign Pulver: I’ve finished “God’s Little Acre,” Doug boy!

Doug Roberts: I didn’t give you that. He’s been reading “God’s Little Acre” for over a year now. He’s underlined every erotic passage and added exclamation points. And after a certain pornographic climax, he’s inserted the words “well written.”

Geeks only thread

Us guys can play that game, too!

And we’ll talk about things like beer, poop, firecrackers, and movies by John Ford.

Iran says it expects its gasoline consumption to decline by an average of 12 million liters per day over the next 12 months, as a new fuel rationing program gets underway.

Lotfollah Foruzandeh-Dehkordi, Vice Chairman of the Majlis Research Center, told IRNA that a Majlis Joint Commission has limited gasoline imports for the new Iranian calendar year to $2.5 billion, a move expected to help lower consumption to 60 million liters per day from the current 72 million.

Other parliamentary restrictions on fuel imports are also intended to check Iran’s ever-increasing fuel consumption by encouraging motorists to economize.

Foruzandeh-Dehkordi said Iran consumes as much gasoline as some European nations that have eight times more cars on their roads, suggesting that Iranians are wasting gasoline.

where we will discuss shooooooz, and hair and pantyhose and thongs and other Secret Guurl Stuffs.

and no poo.

The Toyota Prius has become the flagship car for those in our society so environmentally conscious that they are willing to spend a premium to show the world how much they care. Unfortunately for them, their ultimate ‘green car’ is the source of some of the worst pollution in North America; it takes more combined energy per Prius to produce than a Hummer.........

The Nebraska-Kearney basketball team didn’t mind that coach Carol Russell was a little late for the game.

Five hours after giving birth to her first child, Russell was back on the bench and encouraging her players in the North Central Region basketball tournament.

Rachel Corrie stirs idealism, controversy, and lots and lots of fun PhotoShops!

one little girl far from home,standing in front of a house,of a palistinian family,quiet as a mouse,she talks to the dozer driver,says that she’s here to stay,remember rachel corrie just this way;she was keeping the wolves at bay,and there’s not much more to say,about anyone who’s ever walked the streets of palestine,that they would stand up for another for all time;and the hero rachel corrie was such a one. and i wish i could have known her as a freind.but i didn’t even hear her name spoken till her end,but her life has touched me deeply anyway,now her world family stands in the rain,with sings that say the hero rachel corrie,she was keeping the wolves at bay;there’s not much more to say about anyone.c. john young 2003

This is a story about love. About inscrutable complexity and remarkable simplicity, about the promise of forever. It is about obsession and devotion, and grand gestures and 4,000-word love letters.

It is about a curious group of people with an almost religious zeal for a mind-numbing string of numbers. Actually one number, made up of a chain that is known — so far — to be more than one trillion digits long. They are the acolytes of the church of pi.

And once a year many of them gather to talk about pi, rhapsodize about it, eat pi-themed foods (actual pie, sure, but so much more), have pi recitation contests and, just maybe, feel a little less sheepish about their unusual passion.

That day falls on Wednesday this year: March 14. Or 3.14. Obviously.

Of the 42 people who signed up to speak at Tuesday night’s Olympia City Council meeting, three were there to speak against Councilman TJ Johnson after his protest-related arrest.

Most of the rest came one by one to the microphone to praise Johnson, who was arrested Sunday while protesting a military shipment at the Port of Tacoma..........

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...................Johnson, who is active in an organization called Olympia Port Militarization Resistance.

...channeling children...channeling Christopher Reeves...channeling Jesus…

Less than half of Americans CNN poll takers think the United States can win the war in Iraq, according to a CNN poll released Tuesday

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Dear Republican Chairman Ray Hoffmann of Iowa, Republican Chairman Paul Willis of Nevada, Republican Chairman Katon Dawson of South Carolina and Republican Chairman Fergus Cullen of New Hampshire,

As the new president of Air America, I’d like to offer to host or co-host one of your upcoming presidential debates.

Why us? First, this would allow your debate to reach many voters. Combining our 2 million radio audience, along with our satellite, internet and web audiences, means that some 2.5 million Americans would hear or read about the debate..

Second, it would allow Republicans to differentiate themselves from Democrats – embracing a debate hosted by a progressive media outlet after Nevada Democrats canceled a debate scheduled to be hosted by the conservative Fox Cable News Channel. The MoveOn organization spurred 265,000 people to complain about the original plan, calling Fox a “mouthpiece for the Republican Party.” In reply, Fox’s Mort Kondracke called the Nevada Democratic Party’s rejection of Fox a “Stalinist” violation of “free speech and free debate.” So should you accept Air America’s offer, Republicans would both embrace free debate and stick it to Stalin at the same time.

Third, our offer permits you to include any other national media company as a co-host—like Fox. For example, a panel with Fox representing the conservative viewpoint and Air America the progressive viewpoint would make for a very “fair and balanced” debate—not to mention that Fox’s viewers per evening are coincidentally comparable to our 2.5 million listeners, meaning that several million unique people would hear your debate (assuming next to no overlap between our two disparate audiences).

We would be honored not only to co-host such an event; but also to broadcast it live without commercial interruption on the day that you choose.

I look forward to your response and to working with you on this important event.
I HAVE A VERY LITTLE PENIS AND I HATE IT.

Yours,

Mark Green

President, Air America Radio
King, RETARDISTAN