The lyrics are here.

Gives new meaning to “My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys"…

* Lyrics link fixed.  Thanks, RandyM!

Skating to the music The Swan, Weir’s black-and-white costume with a feathery flourish was accented by a red glove on his right hand, which he said represented the beak of the swan. He named the glove Camille after the music’s composer (Camille Saint-Saens).

Um, Johnny… You named your glove?

Johnny on Christina Aguilera:

Q: As for your Christina Aguilera obsession—have you met her?
A: No. I would kill to meet her.

Q: It would be great if an introduction could be arranged.
A: Yeah. Ahhhh, I would pee. I just think she is an incredible role model.

***UPDATE*** That image was screaming for the bass…

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Swell. I’m destined to look like Al Pacino with one elfin ear with hair on it. With bow legs.

How’d all this “custom” stuff get so out of hand when so many people hate it as much as Tom and Katie anyways?

Cousin Johnny

Raise your hand if you’ve gotten tired of hearing about how VP Cheney sprayed a friend with birdshot.

Good.

Think this will go away?

Nope.

Here’s my suggestion-Cheney should appear at the White House Press room arm-in-arm with the guy he “shot” smiling and laughing about the incident.

And then Cheney should announce his resignation as Vice President of the United States.  Why?

To stop all the furor about this accident and the silly press over-reaction which is detracting from the President doing his job and keeping us safe.

Then Bush can nominate Condoleeza Rice as VP.

She’s a highly-qualified individual who has served as both the National Security Advisor and Secretary of State, but that won’t matter to the party-obsessed and race-obsessed Dem Senators who will have to confirm her. What will matter to them is the fact that she is a Black Woman who does not toe the party line.

And this will reveal the true difference between the parties-- that the Democrats look at race and gender before qualifications and the Republicans look at qualifications before anything as incidental as race or Gender.

And maybe, just maybe, she will be convinced that a person with her intelligence, skills, and experience owes it to us Americans to serve us as Commander in Chief…

Just my thoughts…

someone say sumpting ‘bout ‘cartoon protesters’?

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - it’s over!

Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding - and, ultimately, to split.

Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom’s saying: “Their relationship is basically over.” Another friend adds: “They both agreed that the marriage wouldn’t work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other like everyone else does.”

OK, OK. I added the like everyone else does part.

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you’ve never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter.

Wait. It’s not love I’m describing. I’m thinking of a monorail.

All dames are alike. They reach down your throat and they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, step on it with their high heels, spit on it, shove it in the oven and cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and serve it to you and then expect you to say, “Thanks, honey, it was delicious.”

NEW YORK - Iraq war veteran Paul Hackett, a Bush administration critic who had been recruited by top Democrats to run for U.S. Senate, said Tuesday he was dropping his campaign and declared his political career over.

Hackett said he was pressured by party leaders to drop out of the Senate primary and run again for the House instead.

“I made this decision reluctantly, only after repeated requests from party leaders, as well as behind-the-scenes machinations, that were intended to hurt my campaign,” Hackett said in a statement Tuesday.

The deadline for candidates to file for the May 2 primary is Thursday.

Hackett, a Cincinnati attorney and Marine Reservist, captured national attention last summer by blasting Bush’s war policies, raising huge sums on the Internet and capturing 48 percent of the vote in one of the country’s most conservative House districts. Republican Jean Schmidt won the special election in a tight race.

Hackett had declared his candidacy for Republican Mike DeWine’s Senate seat after it appeared Democratic Rep. Sherrod Brown would not run. A few days later, though, Brown declared his Senate candidacy, and national Democrats privately began urging Hackett to step aside.

“For me, this is a second betrayal,” Hackett told The New York Times for its Tuesday editions. “First, my government misused and mismanaged the military in Iraq, and now my own party is afraid to support candidates like me.”