Brainfart, sorry ... “profit”, not “product”.

I think it means that that color of boot wasn’t selling.

Stores don’t like stale inventory ... stale inventory means that money that could be spent on things that make a product is tied up in stuff no one wants.

Price drops until store gets its money out of unpopular stuff.

Having given the matter great thought, I’ve finally reached the conclusion that I really have no use for this shameful waste of protoplasm.  Time spent in the effort:  1.327 picoseconds.

People like this always assume they are the first to ask such questions and they really think they can come up with a shockingly simple or unique answer. The answers are usually just a hodge podge of rehashed b.s. from the last 3,000 years of wackiness.

Sean Penn is such an idiot. The left has spent 100+ years undermining and mocking traditional beliefs. In music, film, literature, etc. But when they are similarly challenged and mocked and their foolishness is pointed out, they act surprised and they want to maintain the fake integrity of their little events. Penn know’s this reporter is brilliant for asking what she did and I think that probably bothered him more than anything. Why do people think so highly of this idiot?

“You couldn’t drag me from the hospital if that happened to my wife.”

Yes. Harry “The war is lost” Reid belongs in the hospital. Any hospital. Needs to have his brain rebooted.

Flying Car for sale!
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PS: if you want to know why we don’t have flying cars (as PROMISED!), just take a look at the other drivers on the freeway sometime. Do you really want those morons in the air?

Her sex change operation does not appear to have been very successful.

Most reasonable people have strong natural anxieties about and strong aversions to moonbats (moronophobia).  The incessant blathering and shrill cacophony they set up once they have infested a neighborhood can cause both short- and long-term injuries, sometimes resulting in mood swings, loss of appetite, fits of rage, and depression.  Moonbats are unwanted visitors in public places and in our homes.

Certain repellents, toxicants, and fumigants can be used for moonbat control, such as logic, reason, proof, evidence, and law.  More popular remedies for ridding a residence or public venue of unwanted pests include bludgeoning, hacking, poisoning, drowning, dismembering, electrocuting, and shooting.

Chapter 1268A-9.010,U.S.M.A.C. allows the killing of nuisances, pests, and other varmints destructive to the fabric of American life.  Moonbats, twerps, dipshits, liars, liberal politicians, members of ACORN, and most Democrats (except really hot cougars) may legally be killed on your property by any means, including guns, explosives, traps, or poison, provided that the nuisance critters are killed only within the immediate locality where damage to your sanity, your hearing, or your peace and quiet is occurring. 

Where practical, removal of nuisances from public property, including city, county, state, or federal land, offices, buildings, or vehicles, should be accomplished quickly and quietly, preferably without use of noisy firearms.  Nuisances other than those listed may be killed only under authority of a special permit issued by the Grouchy Old Cripple of Atlanta or Colonel Jerry of KisP. 

In mass number situations where firearms are the most practical method of pest removal, semi-automatic and automatic weapons are recommended to minimize flight and the inevitable screaming, as well as to keep the time involved to as short a period as possible.  Burial of the remains should be billed to the Democratic National Committee.

I thought it was affirmative action at work.

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At the risk of cross-radicalization, perhaps PETA could make like a tree and leaf.

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I wonder if he will have a campaign booth at this year’s “Up Your Alley Fair”?

Ok, that was funny.

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My father told me never to trust a man in patent lather shoes or a woman with painted eyebrows.

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I heard that their next project is the wheel.

Trying to suspend all ideological biases and approaching the problem from a position of neutral objectivity is in of itself an ideological bias.

It assumes that suspending all other ideological biases other than neutral objectivity is better.

Pam has been heavily a lot of things.

That girl looks like she fell face first into her dad’s tackle box.

Pam has been heavily airbrushed.

Soon the Teresa doll will be asking for reparations.