HEY! *I* didn’t say it, *he* did. It’s his form of a PSA. Of course, he’s a he so he’s on the he’s side.

Gimme a smoothie I’m starved!

I think that woman needs to be hit upside the head rapidly and repeatedly until she forgets about the whole thing.  Bimbo.

I nursed mine until she became allergic to me at 5 months.  We remained allergic to each other until she was married.

A good time was had by all.

Okay, okay...I wasn’t June Cleaver.  The kid started it by coming up with an allergy.

You guys are taking me seriously, aren’t you.....

TOAST!!!!!

Hey ya ol’ wanderer in your Seven League boots, trompin’ the soulful, pathetic path of Siddhartha and Gautama.

Ya found your enlightened stool yet? Yeah, the one where you wipe your fetid fanny with the LEFT hand?

You sir are a fool and therefore brilliant in the TAO.....erm.....pssh...ahhh, or was that the

DU-o-o-oH!

Maybe, ol son, y’all ought to pen a full text called the........*TAA-DAA*.....

THE TAO OF HOMER (Simpson) -or- Du-o-oohH!

Welcome back..... I think

Ann Coulter is FUN!
Look how succesful she is without giving a shit what anyone thinks of her.

I like that in a woman. A lot.

Oh, and Harry Smith is a mook.

Strong women scare mooks don’t they Toast?

I take her shtick as political theater, not analysis.  If you can’t figure that out, well, that’s your problem, Mr Taoist.

She’s an entertainer, but she’s preachin to the choir.  No one on the left actually pays any attention to her points, many of which are valid but heavily laden with sarcasm and (as Smith says) sophomoric humor.

I’ve always said that both she and Hannity don’t do the conservatives and centrists any favors.  I agree with most of what Annie says (and some of what Hannity rails about), but she’s really more interested in the fees, royalties, and kickbacks than trying to correct any ignorant notions or misinterpreted realities on the left.

http://www.brummieblogs.com/2007/Blog pics Sunday Agust post/sarcasm.jpg

Not only did the idiot have it happen, it is now posted all over the internet.

I have a piece of some dead person sewed into my mouf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vote for meeeeeeeee!

She does seem a bit unbalanced at times.

Some of us like that in a woman!

I went over to that blog and felt no tingle running up my leg at all.  There’s nothing but junk!

I voted yesterday and they won’t let me vote again, yet.

Hopefully they overestimate their ammo stocks in a similar fashion.

And yet no one - including Harry Smith - can refute anything she says. The woman is funny, conservative and intelligent. No wonder the left hate her.

There you go with that rambling again.  For a Taoist what you said about her is not very charitable.

I don’t know about the pop corn my teeth are full of husks already and my cholesterol count is high from the buttah.

Oh, I can’t stand it.  People make this crap up all the time when they could easily step off a curb and get hit by a bus.

“Was it the third hand smoke or the cow farts, Skippy?  Skippy?  You dead or what?”

I’m sure the feeling is mutual.

About the ONLY thing that Ann Coulter does for me is make me want to throw up.  I seriously think the woman is a borderline lunatic.

JMcD,

The Daily Gut, to see more of his writing.  If you are up at 3am, you can see his TV show.

The bass player for Nirvana is an elected official somewhere, and Franken, Kennedy and Obama are too far too the right for him.

Gutfeld is known for satire.  This is one of them.

DW,
Glad to have brightened your day!

HeadMissy

That was your “outside” voice................(again)