Apparently, free speech is so over when the masses rule the media: “It’s only OK if I think it’s funny. It’s only OK if it fits my politics. It’s only OK if I say it is.” I wish Playboy hadn’t pulled it. Censoring the piece doesn’t make it any less real, any less politically incorrect, any less true. Attempting to police human nature is the real joke here.

Israel Hyman learned the hard way to be careful what he tells his Twitter friends.

Recently Hyman went on a family vacation, but not before “tweeting”—broadcasting a message on Twitter—about it to his 2,002 closest Internet friends. The owner of a small podcasting company had a little surprise waiting for him when he came back home.

His house had been ransacked of thousands of dollars worth of computer equipment. Now all of his Twitter friends are suspects in the case.

The owner of a video podcasting company often uses the social networking site to brag about his expensive equipment, including his MacBook Pro and fancy 23-inch flat panel displays. Those were what the robbers took.

Mr. Hyman says he will continue to use Twitter despite his bad luck. He might want to consider taking his personal information, including his phone number, pictures of his children and his trips off of his profiles. “It’s not something I really want to stop doing,” he said. “I think probably in the future though I won’t be announcing when I’m heading out of town.”

All that “expensive equipment” and no security cameras?

Nice work, Mr. Popular.

President Obama, in a pivot from some of his harshest campaign rhetoric, told Democratic senators yesterday that he is willing to consider taxing employer-sponsored health benefits to help pay for a broad expansion of coverage.

Men aren’t the brightest of creatures at the best of times. And new research shows that talking to attractive women makes them even dimmer.

What’s more, researchers think that men are so busy showing off that their brain has no capacity for anything else.

The study found that after speaking to a female, men become markedly less competent at tasks like maths or word games. And if that woman is someone the man finds attractive, they become even worse.

When men – whether single or not – spoke to women, their ability to carry out the task dropped. But when they spoke to other men, their abilities remained unchanged. Women’s performance stayed the same throughout.

A bizarre nude painting of Madonna and her ex-husband Guy Ritchie has failed sell at auction in Scotland.

The artwork, by Scottish painter Peter Howson, shows a grotesquely muscular Madonna laying naked on a bed, while a square-jawed Ritchie looks on.

It went under the hammer in Glasgow on Saturday with an estimated sale price of $33,000 but it never made it past the reserve price of $22,000.

An auction house spokesman says, “The auction was very successful, however, surprisingly Peter Howson’s controversial piece ‘Madonna & Guy’ did not sell on the day.”

Uncensored version in all its gory after the jump…

Close the book.

Who Is the Most Handsome Man in the World?
Johnny Depp
Who the fuck is Robert Pattinson??????????

neo teh Lympian shows up for teh partay

A man accused of having sex with his two dogs admitted in Lewis County Superior Court he would be found guilty of cruelty to animals.
The 21-year-old from the town of Cinebar (SI’-ne-bahr), Troy Whitson, was sentenced Monday to 30 days in jail and a deviancy evaluation. He’s restricted from owning animals for two years.

His malamutes have been placed with new owners.

Prosecutor Michael Golden told KITI Whitson is a member of a group known as the Furries who identify with an animal and dress the part in makeup, ears and tail.

Golden says Furries gather for social events but having sex with animals is not part of their normal behavior. He says two other Furries who met Whitson witnessed the animal sex and turned him in.

Dude’s gonna give Furries a bad name!

The impressive fundraising Obama demonstrated in 2007 was largely a result of the usual high-dollar contributors – not the small-dollar donors the campaign liked to hold up to the press.

“It wasn’t the Internet,” admitted Penny Pritzker, Obama’s national finance chair.

President Barack Obama suggested that Iran may have some right to nuclear energy _ provided it proves by the end of the year that its aspirations are peaceful.
In a BBC interview broadcast Tuesday, he also restated plans to pursue direct diplomacy with Tehran to encourage it set aside any ambitions for nuclear weapons it might harbor.
Iran has insisted its nuclear program is aimed at generating electricity. But the U.S. and other Western governments accuse Tehran of seeking atomic weapons............

On Middle East peace talks, he said the United States believes it is “going to be able to get serious negotiations back on track” between Israel and the Palestinians..........

perfectly safe

Because Law Enforcement is really best tool to combat religious fanatics…

The suspect, Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad, reportedly had been under investigation by the FBI Joint Terrorist Task Force after he traveled to Yemen and was arrested there for using a Somali passport. The probe was in its early stages and based on Muhammad’s trip to Yemen, ...

While there, Muhammad — a U.S. citizen who is a recent convert to Islam and was previously known as Carlos Bledsoe — studied jihad with an Islamic scholar,

Who doesn’t want a little Uighur neighbor, eh?

DrewM

“restoring our place in the world”

After ∏eh n∅∅b’s naive announcement that “we are out of money, now” on international TV last weekend, no one is surprised that various administration denizens have been summoned invited to ‘splain to the ChiComs our intentions and abilities to pay our ginormous debt.

In his first official visit to China since becoming Treasury Secretary, Mr Geithner told politicians and academics in Beijing that he still supports a strong US dollar, and insisted that the trillions of dollars of Chinese investments would not be unduly damaged by the economic crisis. Speaking at Peking University, Mr Geithner said: “Chinese assets are very safe.”

The comment provoked loud laughter from the audience of students

Somehow methinks the adult ChiComs find the little man did not bring Teh Funnay.

It is not every 31-year-old who, in a first government job, finds himself dismantling General Motors and rewriting the rules of American capitalism.

But that, in short, is the job description for Brian Deese, a not-quite graduate of Yale Law School who had never set foot in an automotive assembly plant until he took on his nearly unseen role in remaking the American automotive industry.

“There was a time between Nov. 4 and mid-February when I was the only full-time member of the auto task force,” Mr. Deese, a special assistant to the president for economic policy, acknowledged recently as he hurried between his desk at the White House and the Treasury building next door. “It was a little scary.”

But now, according to those who joined him in the middle of his crash course about the automakers’ downward spiral, he has emerged as one of the most influential voices in what may become President Obama’s biggest experiment yet in federal economic intervention.........

Does Timothy F. Geithner support jihad? Of course not. But the Treasury secretary on Tuesday lost a major round of a court case in which a taxpayer argues that government ownership of the insurance giant American International Group Inc. amounts to an unconstitutional government “establishment” of Islam. The controversy involves Shariah-compliant financing, part of which requires charitable contributions to those who “struggle for Allah” ("jihad") .............

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Former Vice President Dick Cheney waded into another roiling public debate Monday, saying he supports same-sex marriage as long as the issue is decided by states rather than the federal government.

Cheney, whose youngest daughter has a longtime lesbian partner, said at the National Press Club that ”people ought to be free to enter into any kind of union they wish, any kind of arrangement they wish.”............

Saying he’s “proud to be the first President to appoint openly LGBT candidates to Senate-confirmed positions in the first 100 days of an Administration,” President Obama issued a presidential proclamation Monday in honor of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month.

To LGBT activists, however, some of the omissions on his proclamation likely spoke louder than the words included.

Mentioning his administration’s international efforts to decriminalize homosexuality, the President said he would continue to “support measures to bring the full spectrum of equal rights to LGBT Americans”—enhancing hate crimes laws, supporting civil unions, outlawing discrimination in the workplace, ensuring adoption rights, and ending the existing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for gays and lesbians in the armed services.
“Forty years ago, patrons and supporters of the Stonewall Inn in New York City resisted police harassment that had become all too common for members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community,” the proclamation reads. “Out of this resistance, the LGBT rights movement in America was born.  During LGBT Pride Month, we commemorate the events of June 1969 and commit to achieving equal justice under law for LGBT Americans.”

That equal justice under law did not include, in the president’s recitation, perhaps the highest profile issue on the gadar – same sex marriage, or what LGBT activists call “marriage equality.”......

Close the book.

m-bare-assed

m-pressive, too.

From Pravda [yes, *that* Pravda]:

It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people.

True, the situation has been well prepared on and off for the past century, especially the past twenty years. The initial testing grounds was conducted upon our Holy Russia and a bloody test it was. But we Russians would not just roll over and give up our freedoms and our souls, no matter how much money Wall Street poured into the fists of the Marxists.

uhm.... what, now?

Those lessons were taken and used to properly prepare the American populace for the surrender of their freedoms and souls, to the whims of their elites and betters.

First, the population was dumbed down through a politicized and substandard education system based on pop culture, rather then the classics. Americans know more about their favorite TV dramas then the drama in DC that directly affects their lives. They care more for their “right” to choke down a McDonalds burger or a BurgerKing burger than for their constitutional rights. Then they turn around and lecture us about our rights and about our “democracy”. Pride blind the foolish.

Tks, NEA!

Then their faith in God was destroyed, until their churches, all tens of thousands of different “branches and denominations” were for the most part little more then Sunday circuses and their televangelists and top protestant mega preachers were more then happy to sell out their souls and flocks to be on the “winning” side of one pseudo Marxist politician or another. Their flocks may complain, but when explained that they would be on the “winning” side, their flocks were ever so quick to reject Christ in hopes for earthly power. Even our Holy Orthodox churches are scandalously liberalized in America.

The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America’s short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Wiemar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe.

These past two weeks have been the most breath taking of all. First came the announcement of a planned redesign of the American Byzantine tax system, by the very thieves who used it to bankroll their thefts, loses and swindles of hundreds of billions of dollars. These make our Russian oligarchs look little more then ordinary street thugs, in comparison. Yes, the Americans have beat our own thieves in the shear volumes. Should we congratulate them?

Well, that was strangely reassuring.

I’m gonna go have a nice lie down, now…

tss-tss-tss-tss-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh....

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It looks like Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is back on the dating scene, with someone who also appears in the news quite a bit. He was spotted Sunday at Larchmont bookstore Chevalier’s with KTLA-TV Channel 5 anchor/reporter Lu Parker.

In an interview with the LA Times, general manager of KTLA-TV Don Corsini said, “There is no concern as to the ethics whatsoever. As far as I’m concerned, it’s a personal matter.’’

Witnesses say they did not hold hands or kiss, but appeared very chummy. Parker was seen touching the mayor’s chest and stomach while they spoke. She was also seen looking at a book about Kenya and overheard saying to Villaraigosa, “We should buy it for our trip.”

According to the journalist/actress/author/former Miss USA/former teacher, she has interviewed dozens of celebrities and newsmakers, including the mayor. In fact, under the “Journalist” section of the site, Parker proudly displays a picture of herself in mid-interview with Villaraigosa.

Sound familiar? Flashback to the summer of 2007. Scandal rocks Los Angeles City Hall and KVEA-TV Channel 52—the mayor is having an affair with anchor/reporter Mirthala Salinas.

If you are a young girl reading this, please don’t look to Carrie as a role model. You can do so much better than that.

No shit, honey.

An Army recruiter was shot and killed Monday at a recruiting center in Little Rock, Ark., and a second recruiter was wounded.

A man in a black SUV drove to the recruitment office and fired “several shots” with an assault rifle at around 10:30 a.m., Little Rock police spokesman Lt. Terry Hastings told FOXNews.com.

The victims — whose names have not been released — just completed basic training and were spending two weeks in Little Rock to recruit in their home area, according to authorities.

Hastings said the suspect — described as a black male — immediately fled the scene in his SUV. The vehicle was stopped on Interstate 630 a short time later and the suspect was taken into custody approximately four miles from the center, Hastings said.

At a briefing Monday afternoon, Little Rock police chief Stuart Thomas identified the suspect as Abdul Hakim Mujahid Muhammad, 24, of Little Rock.......
At the Monday-afternoon briefing, Thomas said investigators believe Muhammad........likely carried “political and religious motives........

MrGrumpy in comments

Hey, Rodney, Playboy’s callin’. (language nsfw)
Yeah, liberal feminism is an oxymoron.
You know, ox-level culture promoted by morons.
via Doug Powers

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Attorney General Eric Holder has ordered increased security for a host of unnamed individuals and facilities in the wake of the slaying of abortion Dr. George Tiller.

Jeff Carter, a spokesman for the U.S. Marshals Service, confirmed Holder’s move early Monday. Carter said the Judicial Security Division “is establishing protection details at this time.”

There have been increasing incidents of attacks or threats against judges and other public figures in recent years.......

Named individuals “outed” by Obama such as John Yoo and Jake DiSantis and the (sometimes ) unborn to continue fending for themselves.