I’m hearing a lot of talk lately that this guy and his ad are really creeping people out

What do y’all think?  Is it Susan Powter after hormone treatment?

You have until tomorrow am to answer this question:

Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines?

Don’t ask why just yet…

Picture me scowling like an Israeli bus driver waiting for exact change.

Count me a no.

Posted by:Aaron’s cc

I’m with Aaron.

Purple Granny-panties

I think I’m going blind…

Vincent Gallo, notorious Euro-trash looking nut-job, has a new business he is trying to promote.  His product?  His royal seed which he is asking a cool million for:

If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself. . . .If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it’s a boy. (8 inches if he’s like his father.) I don’t know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can’t hurt. . . .Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. . . .Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.

Whatcha doin’ for Lunch on Monday?

BREASTS NOT BOMBS
A Truly Liberating Demonstration To reveal
The Difference Between What is Decent and What is Not

When: High Noon
Monday November 7th, 2005

Where: the West Steps of the State Capitol
Sacramento, California

How ‘bout a little Great Big Giant Counter-demonstration? 

or even:

C’mon guys—it’s hardly even winter here in CA!

NSFW encouragement below the fold:

You scored as Special Ops. Special ops. Your sneaky, tactful, and a loner. You prefer to do your jobs alone, working where you don’t come into contact with people. But everyonce in a while you hit it big and are noticed and given fame. Your given the more sensitive problems. You get things done, and do what has to be done. “VULCAN NECK PINCH!!!” “owww.......(slump)” Officer 75% Special Ops 75% Support Gunner 56% Combat Infantry 50% Medic 44% Engineer 44% Artillery 31% Civilian 0% Which soldier type are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Jodi

a question for the social engineers:

As you’ve been urging us to be tooolerant of the repulsive cultural notion that adult, civilized males cannot control their behavior or lust at the sight of a woman’s hairdo, are you now going to urge us to be toooooerant of burning of cars and buildings and throwing rocks at police as simply another aspect of cultural diversity?

Paris 11.4.05

...and don’t even think about stopping and smelling the roses either!

Anyone else notice that campaign spending is going up up up every year so far since McCain/Feingold and our political Freedom of Speech gone down almost exponentially...?

oops—the morons stupid freakin’ sheeple soylent green esteemed voters noticed...

San Diego Union Tribune editorial:

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” ...given the sheer stinking dishonesty of the advertisements and campaign literature paid for by the most powerful opponents of these measures, extreme language is appropriate. ...goes beyond semantic gymnastics to rancid deceit ...there is virtually no argument too deranged or dishonest for the desperate defenders of California’s failing status quo. Up is down, black is white, right is wrong. Come Tuesday, don’t let the unions get away with this perverse crusade.

Bwahahahaha!!  I feel heartily encouraged.

Overheard on the noooooooooz:

“He suggested that grafitti artists, [slight sneer in voice] this guy calls ‘em ’punks,’ [/sneer in voice] ought to have their thumb cut off on television.”

These are the FILK™s FOLKS what want Bush out.

Of Argentina.

Gawd I wish *I* were president.......