Have y’all noticed how much ole Weasel Zipper Andrea Mitchell looks like Harpo Marx....Of course Harpo is certainly cuter and a better conversationalist, but there is that resemblence...... Andrea needs to get herself one of those ‘tootie horns’, or maybe a cowbell.

Mmmmmm - toe sucks.......

I’m sitting here cleaning my guns and watching ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’.

My mind puts glasses on Angelina and thinks, she should play Sarah when the movie is made.

They allow you to keep your feet warm and still pick up that pencil you dropped!

Yup Stilton...you got it right.

I have a friend who was just attacked by a cat.  Bit clean through her wrist!  She goes for surgery to repair nerve damage on Monday.  They’re cute, but respect the claws and teeth!

Greetings:

I see an opportunity for some gender-neutral suttee.

Oh, boy, another Perot to split the conservative vote.

Is that rly Joe Biden?

Biden is just a retard. Beck always appears on the verge of a shooting spree, IMHO.

I have a friend who was bitten by a rattlesnake while he was writing a ticket.  He finished the ticket before he drove to the ER.

Which one? HAAAAAAAA!

Mix their pureed remains with lard and use ‘um for bunker fuel.....

Jack, mine had made a mother watch him rape her daughter, then was going to make the daughter watch him rape her mother.  That’s when I arrived, and he came at me with a knife.  You should NEVER bring a knife to a gun fight.  Bonus, I got two weeks administrative leave with pay.

So let me get this straight… This week, Holder decides to bring KSM to New York, Napolitano decides to legalize 12 million Mexicans, Harry Reid demands monthly abortion payments added to health insurance, the Whitehouse buries a policy paper that might have stopped the Fort Hood massacre, China takes Obama to the financial woodshed...and Andrea Mitchell thinks the most important story is Sarah Palin in running shorts on the cover of Newsweek?

I don’t know if this means anything, but The Ol’ Lady got Sarah’s book and took it to work the other day, and all the desk clerks and house keepers ENTHUSIASTICALLY lined up to be the next to read it… folks from both sides, but curiously, most of the gals wanting to read it are from the LEFT

Now mind you, some of these folks aren’t the brightest crayons in the box, so I’m led to believe their voting choice is based on who they think will give them the most free shit.  But Sarah has such appeal that they want to hear what she has to say, even if it’s “Pull yourself up by your own boot straps.”

Mebbe this is anecdotal evidence of why the left is terrified of her, even the simpletons they have always counted on like her and want to hear more....

Doug....wouldn’t it be hilarious if a bunch of people started sending her copies!!!!!!!!!!!!

He’s way too creepy for me, thankyouverymuch!

Jack - I love you. . . in a manly sort of way.

Man, he must’a really wanted to write that ticket!

I’m thinkin’ cat-scratch fever and deer ticks from the grass verge.