(To the tune of “There’s a Hole in the Bucket, Dear Liza")
THERE’S A HOLE IN YOUR RACKET
DougM
There’s a hole in your racket, Dear Leader, Dear Leader,
There’s a hole in your racket, Dear Leader, a-hole.
I’ll fix it you poor things, you poor things, you poor things,
I’ll fix it you poor things, you poor things, fix it.
With what will you fix it, Dear Leader, Dear Leader,
With what will you fix it, Dear Leader, with what?
With a plan, see Natcy, see Natcy, see Natcy,
With a plan, see Natcy, see Natcy, a plan.
But her plans are too costly, Dear Leader, Dear Leader,
Her plans are too costly, Dear Leader, costly.
Then cut ‘em, see Harry, see Harry, see Harry.
Then cut ‘em, see Harry, see Harry, cut ‘em!
You kow they won’t cut ‘em, Dear Leader, Dear Leader,
You kow they won’t cut ‘em, Dear Leader, cut ‘em.
Make a promise, you suckers, you suckers, you suckers,
Make a promise, you suckers, you suckers, promise.
But words are not action, Dear Leader, Dear Leader,
Words are not action Dear Leader, action.
Then blame Bush, you minions, you minions, you minions.
Then blame Bush, you minions, you minions, blame Bush!
With what should we blame him, Dear Leader, Dear Leader,
With what should we blame him, Dear Leader, with what?
With a story, you damn fools, you damn fools, you damn fools,
With a story, you damn fools, you damn fools, story.
But there are no such stories, Dear Leader, Dear Leader,
There are no such stories, Dear Leader, no stories.
Then invent one, Dan Rather, Dan Rather, Dan Rather,
Then invent one, Dan Rather, Dan Rather, invent.
But won’t Fox News vet it, Dear Leader, Dear Leader,
But won’t Fox News vet it, Dear Leader, vet it?
Use ACORN, they’re paid to, they’re paid to, theyr’e paid to,
Use ACORN, they’re paid to, they’re paid to, ACORN.
But they are all crooked, Dear Leader, Dear Leader,
But they are all crooked, Dear Leader, crooked.
That’s racist, you racists, you racists, you racists,
That’s racist, you racists, you racists, racist,
But there’s a hole in that story, Dear Leader, Dear Leader,
There’s a hole in that story, Dear Leader, a hole.
There’s a hole.