Steppy, it is only going to get better.
Have you tried to Orville Redenbacher’s lime and salt popcorn?
It’s pretty good.

FORGER, it’ll be a cold day in hell before someone says something like that to my face without a strong rebuttal!
BTW, I’m liking the clue by four!

That made me laugh

Harry S Truman was a haberdasher.

P.S. What’s wrong with the above sentence? Tell me. I dare you.

I heard there was only a very small handfull of people who jumped from windows back then, and only one who did it on the actual Wall Street.

Of course, this isn’t counting all the people who made a big splash on Broadway during that same period.

Which reminds me of a song…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijhpDBgIPLg

Been more than once I’ve made a sign like that…

It was really funny Merovign. My assistant has never handled a gun. I grew up with revolvers, so I am working on getting a feel for my pistol.

The mailman had literally just delivered my package with the mags and new grips. I had just opened the box checking out the grips when the contractor came in with the box. He told me, I have something for you. My comment was… Does it shoot? He cracked up. As a matter of fact…

He and his wife are avid CCW folks. They are doing everything they can to encourage me.

DammitWoman, yes, we get the best of both worlds!
We can fondle the hardware and play with cuuute shoooz! BTW they pink over the knee boots came in, but the red ones haven’t yet ;)
When I went to Academy to pick up my rounds for the range, I was in my office clothes, high heels, skirt and jacket. The guy behind the counter asked if I was waiting for someone.
No, honey, just here for more rounds.
The look on his face!

From now on, all Space Scuttle pre-flights will include a briefing by a Maintenance Master Chief on the importance of Positive Tool Control.

One briefing/astronaut should be sufficient… for a lifetime.

Master Chiefs is eloquent.

I discovered this site from poll results-- Rodger’s, too.

So I went and voted early and often. I cast a few for mine, too, even though mine’s just embryonic. It won’t really get going until racing season starts up again.

Reminds me I need to get the latest SN, thanks, mech.

I only got 100rds 10mm auto and 100rds .45ACP, and a few reels of 12 gauge…

(reels? Yeah, I keep ‘em in 25-rd sling/belts… ‘cause they’re cool)

I have a couple more guns and a crapload of ammo to get before the end of the year, but I’m moving so I’m waiting until I know what the total will be.

Shockingly, I don’t even own a .22… I’m looking at a S&W;or Browning pistol and I haven’t picked a .22 rifle yet.

And Melissa, I LURV when some “innocent” gets interrupted by an ammo deal. The look on their faces is precious. :)

Remember when everyone said the Muslims would never make the “apostate” claim against Obama?

Good days, good days…

More like Vague magazine.

Oh, come on, the IAEA couldn’t find a hat in a haberdashery.

It’s not nice to make fun of him just because he has an extra chromosome or two.

Ack.

Happy Birthday to a classy lady.

Maybe leaving California’s not such a bad idea after all.

Too bad my current option is Washington.

Oy Vey.

“When black Friday comes, I’ll stand down by the door,
And catch the gray men when they dive from the fourteenth floor...”

-- Steely Dan

hahahahahahaaaaa!
Alan, spoken like a married man!
BTW, their time’s a charm comment was directed at AO ;)
I cannot imagine anyone wanting to take out our ET.

Alan your avatar sure fits that last comment....HAAAAAA!