staghounds, it doesn’t matter. He can call as often as he cares to. As long as he wasn’t breaking the law it’s too fucking bad.

I would deem an asteroid somewhere where all the progs, and all those who are waffling and holding out for a better price, would be sent to live under the very system they are creating.  As proles.

“So, what did you do today?”

“Aahh, scratched myself, licked my balls.....you know. You?”

“I jumped out of a plane with my dog.”

”Why do they call it “Obamacare” when it was sponsored by Rep. Dingell?”

Why is it going to define Obama’s presidency?

Coming soon on the new 1040: a box to check off if you want part of your refund to go towards a box of shotgun shells?

It’s like climbing a rope in obedience class!
---the dog

Why, thank you!
You waved your magic mouse!
I might act like a wee-todd sometimes, but I don’t want to look like one ;)

Dog may be very cool ... but the camera angle isn’t!  Makes it look like the dog took the opportunity to do some leg humping in free fall.

I think Teh iWon is more afeared of whoever is standing behind him than the mobs of domestic terrorist clinger teabaggers standing in front of him…

Melissa,
What HTML problem?
[insert puzzled-Bluto clip]
Fear not, the gnomes will fix it.
(What? No, it was not fixed by a fairy!)

I’m not a Catholic. If what she’s doing is so counter to church doctrine, why don’t they excommunicate her?  You can take “forgiving the sinner” only so far.  If the Dems are unafraid to use the nuclear option, why not respond in kind?

Get.  The HELL.  AWAY. From ME!!!

Unfortunately, this time, stupid WILL hurt.  It’s gonna hurt us.

mero..... shhhhhhhhhhhhh
we are a *cough* peaceful group tonight
Waaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!
I tried really, really hard to say that with a straight face

”Why do they call it “Obamacare” when it was sponsored by Rep. Dingell?”

‘Cause “dingleberry” is already in use.

Yeah, Master Chief, we were talking about that at the office today. And for what’s left, the premiums go up.

Could I be the new Minister of Hurt? Please?

Just for a little while. I promise.

*he’s making his list, checking it twice… *

Like DougM, I would deem the end of deeming. Except that Melissa should know something about guns, because that’s HAWT!

Mossberg. Remingtons have trigger-guard safeties. Mossberg (& Maverick & other derivatives) have safeties on the top-rear of the action.

I assume the “journalists” behind the article are just ignorant buffoons like most journalists.

Typical, the IRS is hiring thousands to administer more ruination of the economy and the argument is over the gun in the picture. :)

I deem the U.S,. Constitution to be the law of the land.

That should fix most problems… except for the guys who want bigger johnsons.
Of course bigger boobs have always been within our grasp ;)