Where’s the buckets for their brains?

The special-window thing wasn’t due to Corgi flatulence, by any chance?

Okay, now this is a wayyy better place to post this:

Cats.. well, yes.....

“Karma was invented by losers to let them feel good about being losers..”

That, my dear friends, is Cattitude…

Now of course, were you to tell me that you laid your head on the pillow and found out about the barf that way then you definitely win.

But I have to say, every time I scroll and Lark Evor pops up I STILL DIE.

a pillow or the top of the printer!

PeggyU would almost win if I hadn’t stepped in some dog barf one step before climbing ( FINALLY) back into bed the other night. It was the one time he actually got part of a floor.

Dick and Sondra ... must be a universal cat thing.  We had all carpet removed and hardwood put down throughout the house, largely because of the whole kid/cat/carpet circus.  Now, the cats go for the area rugs to puke.  Except, of course, when they go for a pillow or the top of the printer!

I can’t get over how so deeply very much messed up this is.

I smile every time I scroll by this picture.
Thanks Doug :)

Hole, you say? Mud, is it? Oh, heavens no! I was just back in the studio throwing pots. I made an ash tray and coffee mug matching set, just for you!

Gene pool deterrent

DICK! No shit! The other night Smurphy must’ve gotten into one of the compost bins (one needs some straightening out ) and hurled about 6 different times. We have no carpet but a few rugs here and there and he found each and every one to barf on.

WHoohooo!  Stick a fork in Babs!  She’s DONE!

he is the exact same shade as the floor

and my cat is the exact same shade as the carpet!

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Nope. Not mine. Wish it was, though.

Most people will never know about this, or any of the hundred (or thousand) similar ideas he’s expressed.

We tried to tell them during the campaign, but between Oprah and The View they stuffed their ears with cotton.

If we lose this nation because of all this bullcrap, which is possible (even without a revolt - the economic damage alone may do it), and IF there are historians in 200 years, they’re going to absolutely PILLORY ignorant Obama voters for the horrific consequences that will follow.

I’m just sick to death of it.

Peggy - actually, I fibbed a bit. Our big tom leaves muddy footprints if it’s wet outside, then flops on the rug and cleans up.
Speaking of rugs, all of our cats have a specialty. When it’s chuckahairball time, they all stand on the hardwood floor, and then lean as far as possible over the oriental rug and barf. If I catch them in the act and spin them around to face the wood floor, inevitably, infallibly, they scamper to the next room, stand on the wood at the edge of the rug and heave their guts out on the rug. Never on a cheap scatter rug either. Always on an oriental.
Our cats have good taste. No cheap rugs for them.

Hey, good news. About time we got rid of her.