Purple Granny-panties

I think I’m going blind…

Vincent Gallo, notorious Euro-trash looking nut-job, has a new business he is trying to promote.  His product?  His royal seed which he is asking a cool million for:

If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself. . . .If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it’s a boy. (8 inches if he’s like his father.) I don’t know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can’t hurt. . . .Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. . . .Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.

Whatcha doin’ for Lunch on Monday?

BREASTS NOT BOMBS
A Truly Liberating Demonstration To reveal
The Difference Between What is Decent and What is Not

When: High Noon
Monday November 7th, 2005

Where: the West Steps of the State Capitol
Sacramento, California

How ‘bout a little Great Big Giant Counter-demonstration? 

or even:

C’mon guys—it’s hardly even winter here in CA!

NSFW encouragement below the fold:

You scored as Special Ops. Special ops. Your sneaky, tactful, and a loner. You prefer to do your jobs alone, working where you don’t come into contact with people. But everyonce in a while you hit it big and are noticed and given fame. Your given the more sensitive problems. You get things done, and do what has to be done. “VULCAN NECK PINCH!!!” “owww.......(slump)” Officer 75% Special Ops 75% Support Gunner 56% Combat Infantry 50% Medic 44% Engineer 44% Artillery 31% Civilian 0% Which soldier type are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Jodi

a question for the social engineers:

As you’ve been urging us to be tooolerant of the repulsive cultural notion that adult, civilized males cannot control their behavior or lust at the sight of a woman’s hairdo, are you now going to urge us to be toooooerant of burning of cars and buildings and throwing rocks at police as simply another aspect of cultural diversity?

Paris 11.4.05

...and don’t even think about stopping and smelling the roses either!

Anyone else notice that campaign spending is going up up up every year so far since McCain/Feingold and our political Freedom of Speech gone down almost exponentially...?

oops—the morons stupid freakin’ sheeple soylent green esteemed voters noticed...

San Diego Union Tribune editorial:

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” ...given the sheer stinking dishonesty of the advertisements and campaign literature paid for by the most powerful opponents of these measures, extreme language is appropriate. ...goes beyond semantic gymnastics to rancid deceit ...there is virtually no argument too deranged or dishonest for the desperate defenders of California’s failing status quo. Up is down, black is white, right is wrong. Come Tuesday, don’t let the unions get away with this perverse crusade.

Bwahahahaha!!  I feel heartily encouraged.

Overheard on the noooooooooz:

“He suggested that grafitti artists, [slight sneer in voice] this guy calls ‘em ’punks,’ [/sneer in voice] ought to have their thumb cut off on television.”

These are the FILK™s FOLKS what want Bush out.

Of Argentina.

Gawd I wish *I* were president.......

H.R.4210 Title: To provide for the expeditious disclosure of records relevant to the life and death of Tupac Amaru Shakur.

Sponsor: Rep McKinney, Cynthia A. [D-GA-4] (introduced 11/2/2005) Cosponsors: (none)

Committees: House Government Reform; House Rules

Latest Major Action: 11/2/2005 Referred to House committee.

Status: Referred to the Committee on Government Reform, and in addition to the Committee on Rules, for a period to be subsequently determined by the Speaker, in each case for consideration of such provisions as fall within the jurisdiction of the committee concerned.

Rumour has it that Congressman Jim Mc Dermott [D - WA)] is introducing a bill to look into the mysterious death of Bob Crane [D - Stalag 13] of “Hogan’s Heroes” while Jerrald Nadler [D - NY] continues to mull over whether to further pursue looking into the “hate crime murder” of Chris Farley [D - Carnegie Deli].  Finally, Congressman Robert Wexler [D -FL] will be helping OJ [D - Brentwood] look for his wife’s murderer at Doral Country Club tomorrow at 8:12am, from the blue tees.

Moonbat branding [no - not the kind involving hot metal bits ]

The statement below is from the “new” outfit that held the “big” protests all over the country yesterday.  Well, in at least 5 cities.  In San FranFreakshow, they tossed Molotov cocktails at the newspaper building and accidentally caught a cop on fire [he’s ok, but it really was an accident --- how pathetic is that?!?  amateur anarchists.  feh.]. 

Your government, on the basis of outrageous lies, is waging a murderous and utterly illegitimate war in Iraq, with other countries in their sights.

Your government is openly torturing people, and justifying it.

Your government puts people in jail on the merest suspicion, refusing them lawyers, and either holding them indefinitely or deporting them in the dead of night.

Your government is moving each day closer to a theocracy, where a narrow and hateful brand of Christian fundamentalism will rule.

Your government suppresses the science that doesn’t fit its religious, political and economic agenda, forcing present and future generations to pay a terrible price.

Your government is moving to deny women here, and all over the world, the right to birth control and abortion.

Your government enforces a culture of greed, bigotry, intolerance and ignorance.

People look at all this and think of Hitler — and they are right to do so. The Bush regime is setting out to radically remake society very quickly, in a fascist way, and for generations to come. We must act now; the future is in the balance.

Now they’re trying to tell us that this “movement” is a “grassroots” movement from the high school and college kids. Those kids that the Kerry [fop cit] Campaign tried to convince that the draft was coming?  Yeah, them.  Dunderhead kids.  Then they hire invite CINDY to speak and call it a “high point.” A statement from the Revolutionary Communist Party was read, and a taped message from Mumia Abu Jamal was played. 

“The Next Step: Drown out Bush’s State of the Union speech in January with protest”

They’re “working” really really hard to get GWB impeached which they think will “drive the Bush Regime out.” Nobody bring up the bit where Clinton served the remainder of his term after his impeachment, m’kay?

They wanna END the war—NOT WIN it.

...aaaaand if’n that all isn’t enough to explode your head, this little tidbit oughta work.  [You’re Welcome]

Yannow the kind of day when all ya wanna do is find a hole and pull it in after ya?  Well, now ya can.

Right after bidding on the potato that looks like a butt.