DOH!

Stoo

“I’m not afraid to say it. Dessert has a well-known liberal agenda,” Colbert said in a statement. ”What I hope to do with this ice cream is bring some balance back to the freezer case.”

Dem silly corporate hippycrites!

( sure makes the case for allowing them nukes, no?)

Al Franken announced Wednesday that he will run for the Senate in 2008, making it clear that the comedian and author of “Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot” wants to be taken seriously as a political figure.

Back in college one of the guys in our group of friends was nicknamed “Scud.” (He always got shot down.) He was the kind of guy that opened his mouth and a lengthy dissertation of faux-reasoning and rambling nonsense just spewed forth.  We deemed his line of thinking as “Scud Logic.” Scud’s a nice guy, but never try to bring up subject matter with any air of contention about it around him.  Not even the weather.

So I see this USA Today editorial head line over at Yahoo! news with the title of Claims about Iranian arms carry familiar lack of proof and decide to read it.  About the third paragraph down picture it as an audio book read by Scud.

Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) believes it is his right as a Muslim to be sworn into Congress with the Quran. But apparently, the freshman lawmaker doesn’t believe it’s Rep. Tom Tancredo’s (R-Colo.) right to smoke a cigar in his congressional office.

Ellison’s office called the Capitol Hill Police on Tancredo last Wednesday night as Tancredo was in his office smoking a cigar. The lawmakers have neighboring offices on the first floor of the Longworth House Office Building.

LGF

On Thursday morning, in a special session being held at the Stanford University Law School campus a critical First Amendment case is being argued before the U.S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.  The case deals squarely with the issue of whether Christians have a right to use neutral language in the workplace to talk about same-sex marriage and other issues at the forefront of national debate.

Attorneys Scott Lively and Richard D. Ackerman will be arguing the case before the Ninth Circuit on behalf of an African-American Christian woman who was threatened with termination at her job with the City of Oakland.  The City of Oakland claims that references to the “natural family, marriage and family values” constitute hate speech which is scary to city workers.  The Ninth Circuit panel of judges includes two women and one man.

Back in February of 2005, United States District Judge Vaughn Walker ruled the city of Oakland had a right to bar two employees from posting a Good News Employee Association flier promoting traditional family values on an office bulletin board.  According to the lawsuit, gay and lesbian city workers had already been using the city’s e-mail, bulletin board, and written communications systems for promoting their views to other workers, including the plaintiffs.

Plaintiffs, Regina Rederford and Robin Christy posted the flier in response to an e-mail to city employees announcing formation of a gay and lesbian employee association. The two responded with a promotion of their own—the start of an informal group that respects “the natural family, marriage and family values.”
But supervisors Robert Bobb, then city manager, and Joyce Hicks, then deputy director of the Community and Economic Development Agency, ordered removal of the flier, stating it contained “statements of a homophobic nature” and promoted “sexual-orientation-based harassment,” even though it made no absolutely no mention of homosexuality.
A July 2003 lawsuit by Rederford and Christy claimed the city’s anti-discrimination policy “promotes homosexuality” and “openly denounces Christian values.”

U.S. District Court Judge Vaughn Walker dismissed the case in February 2005, ruling the two women did not have their First Amendment rights violated and that federal anti-discrimination protections afforded to gender, race, and religion did not apply to the women plaintiffs.

CRIMINAL ALIENS?

Yeah .. you heard me right. Though it will take me time to get my tongue trained .. I’ve decided to join the politically correct crowd when it comes to referring to the invasion force from South of the border. The politically correct left wants to call them “undocumented workers” or “immigrants.”

I’m part of the politically correct right ... so the “undocumented” thing doesn’t work for me. I was “undocumented” right up until the time I got my hideous Social Security number from the Imperial Federal Government.

They’re also not “immigrants.” Immigration is a legal procedure. The “immigrant” title is given to those who follow this procedure. The Mexican invasion force has decided not to follow the law. They come across the border illegally. They get jobs illegally. They remain here illegally. That’s why we’ve been calling them illegal aliens up to this point. But when you think about it, what do we call people who violate our laws? What do you call people who engage in a pattern of continuing illegal behavior? Why, we call them criminals!

The gall of these people waving signs saying “I am not a criminal!” Why hell yes you are! You broke the law coming here. You’re breaking the law staying here. You break the law by working here. You break the law .. .you’re a criminal!

So ... to the extent to which I can remember .. from now on the Hispanic invasion force shall be known as and referred to as “criminal aliens” on the show and in my writings.

Harper’s magazine reports that Americans burn an extra 938 million gallons of gasoline each year because we’re too fat.

That estimate of how much the nation’s chubbuses are wasting in gas comes from a study by Sheldon Jacobson, professor of computer science at the University of Illinois and director of the school’s simulation and optimization laboratory.

“The key finding,” reports Dr. Jacobson, “is that nearly 1 billion gallons of fuel are consumed each year because of the average weight gain of people living in the United States since 1960—nearly three times the total amount of fuel consumed by all passenger vehicles each day based on current driving habits.”

Dylan Kazyaka spay [sic] paints a message on the side of a large pile of snow, Monday, Feb. 12, 2007

A bomb explosion killed at least 18 members of Iran’s elite Revolutionary Guards in southeastern Iran, the state-run news agency reported Wednesday.

A passenger car loaded with explosives stopped in front of their bus near Zahedan, the capital of Sistan-Baluchestan Province, the official Islamic Republic News Agency reported.

“This blind terrorist operation led to the martyrdom of 18,” IRNA quoted a Guards commander, Qasem Rezaei, as saying.

we are soooo frelled...

The [NYC] Department of Education says that it will open a public school next fall dedicated to Arabic language and culture.

The Khalil Gibran International Academy is one of 40 new schools that will their debut in the city next September.

Education officials say that although half the classes at the school will be taught in Arabic, they want to enroll a diverse student body.

The school is set to open in Brooklyn.

not patented

*clicky*

^^^Jerry Doyle—freakin’ genius^^^

This “non-binding”, give heart to The Enemy, Dhimmi, stand up and honk my own horn on CSPAN, horse-hockey “Resolution” [resolution ≠ non-binding] they’re wasting their time with is honking me off beyond my ability to verbalize.  Every time I hear about it I wanna go rifle/belltower [and not in that non-directed, floaty/mouldy muzzie way].

ThinkProgress*spit* is keeping track.

That is all.

Melissa in Texas asks in comments (sorta):

Can you imagine staggering into a bathroom and the damn urinal is talking to you?
They need cameras!

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